.....Its......got.......hair....?

Once again, another gross story from the bowers kid. A few days ago, mike left a popcorn chicken cesaer(sp?) salad wrap out near the sink (which still hasn't been washed...can you tell where this is going already?). Anyways, I was daring enough to venture out near "the sink of stink" as I have affectionately, yet not quite creatively called it, and noticed some white fuzzy stuff on the lettuce.....it was hair! Not just like regular hair...it was silky white hair, kinda like when you look at the inside of an ice cube(I used to seriously think that there were cottonballs inside ice cubes...I'd try to break them open and see if I could feel it...yes, I know, I was a strange child...and yes, I know, I haven't changed much either...anyways, moving on). I spent about 10 minutes poking at the stuff with a coat hanger and after a while switched to poking at the coagulated honey mustard (which was not quite as nasty, but still pretty darn gross). Finally, mike, after saying "duuuude" about 11 1/2 times, took the nasty gunk to the trashcan and threw it away...along with the coat hanger I'd been poking it with. So if the trashman mysteriously disappers....it was the lettuce's fault. Actually, now I kinda miss the little lettuce fella, sure, he was a little green and ugly looking, but he had a heart of gold....or maybe is was yellow...ok, so it was prolly just some crystalized honey mustard in the shape of a heart...but oh well. Anyways, that's all for my story, perhaps there will be a part II, "The Caeser(sp?) Salad Strikes Back." Anyways, I should go now, I'm not supposed to be doing this during class. Luvya guys!